I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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