I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So much rum. So many feels.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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