As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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