talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
no you cant smoke seaweed
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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