I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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