He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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