i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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