Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize