I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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