It's like God shit irony all over that family
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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