Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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