my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
it glows. i had to have it.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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