just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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