so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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