okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize