never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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