good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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