Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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