do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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