Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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