He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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