There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
