I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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