i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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