Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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