fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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