Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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