with your own penis?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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