i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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