normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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