Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
