I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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