Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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