I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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