Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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