think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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