I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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