Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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