If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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