how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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