oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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