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As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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