The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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