if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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