im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
You're like the curious george of whores
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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