problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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