So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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