Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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