IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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