your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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