Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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