Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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