can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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