I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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