my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
