Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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